Macy's 幸福旅行箱

Best joke in Britan

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks
for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, 'You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.'

The astonished Chinese man replied, 'It was not the Chinese who bombed
your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese'.

'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied
Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, 'You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.'

Shocked, Spielberg replies, 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship,
not me.'

The Chinese replies,

 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'

( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition organized in Britain )